Posted 14 hours ago

One of the young hawks at the rehab center has figured out what the plate o’mice means, and as such, it’s become very difficult to get his door open to feed him.

Luckily, he’s figured out a way around that.

(no live mice here, but I’ll put a trigger warning just in case the sight of dead mice offends anyone)

Posted 1 day ago

cuttlefishdoctors:

It annoys the living daylights out of me that OF COURSE my grandma’s phone focused on my head instead of the PRECIOUS BABY HUMMINGBIRDS.

BABY HUMMINGBIRDS BABY HUMMINGBURDS B A B I E S

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

Just posting for a quick link for friends, and for my own reference (although if you’re a lioden player and want one of these suckers, hit up my askbox and i’ll link you to my profile!)

Adult previews of /all/ of the cubs in my den right now. Really tempted to keep a couple of these guys, to be honest, but i barely have space as is.

Posted 3 days ago

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

Posted 3 days ago

ridiculousreader:

Two drinks in and look who’s stuck being DD! :)

What she doesn’t realize is that i spiked my own drink with vodka.

joke’s on you bitch

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

midnasbitch:

blossoming-existence:

october-eightyeight:

laughing-trees:

carniecopter:

We are not so different.

I love this, we are all just occupying different forms

this is the coolest f*cking thing

this is so important

this.

(Source: perks-of-being-the-one-in-power)

Posted 3 days ago

equestrianlifekrablazem:

whO IS MAKING THESE!!!! IM CRYING

Joke’s on you motherfuckers, I ride in a side-pull

(Source: justlittlehorseythings)

Posted 4 days ago